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Yep, ini adalah part kedua gimana caranya menjadi profesional liar.. hahaha.. Kalo part 1, ngomongin step2nya. Part kedua ini lebih ngomongin TIPS, dalam berbohong dengan baik dan benar. Hihihihi..

Here's the tips :

1. Practice small lies before moving onto bigger things that can cause potential damage to you or people you care about. Practice makes perfect. However, try not to ruin your reputation. Being known for honesty, or at least not known for dishonesty, can make all the difference.

2. Ask yourself if you would believe your own lie. Lo mesti percaya ama diri lo sendiri kalo lo boong, jangan sampe lo gak yakin. Percuma boong kalo kayak gituu.

3. Always have a back up for every part of your lie. If whoever you're lying to tries to dissect your lie by asking specific questions about what it's about, you better have a good explanation. Hahahaa..

4. There's power in numbers! Having more than one person telling the same story to someone makes it more believable and intimidates them. Jangan cuma boong ke satu orang, kalo bisa ke banyak orang sekalian.. Biar lebih menyakinkan.. Hihihihi..

5. The execution of a lie must be flawless. When speaking you must have an honest tone, the appropriate expression to go along with what you're saying, and act like your casual self.

6. Telling a lie is a lot like story telling; take the original concept and expand on it as necessary. Always keep the lie believable and simple. Add detail but not too much. Too many details are an obvious indicator of a liar. Like i've told before, dont too much information..

7. People are likely to believe your lies if you are telling them what they want to hear. Gak ada salahnya boong ngikutin apa yang orang2 mau,, hahaha,, asal berani bertanggung jawab si..

8. The best practice is watching how you tell the truth, and imitating that. If you tap your feet or fidget during your lies, make sure to do it a little before and after your lie to make it seem less suspicious.

9. Don't search your opponent's face for clues as to whether or not they believe you. This is usually very obvious to them.

10. Don't be too defensive if you are accused of lying.

11. If lying is really just too difficult, try what some consider the "Elven Way of Lying." In other words, omit certain truths to imply something without directly saying a falsity. By using this method, the person you are lying to is technically "jumping to conclusions," so if you ever have to go back on what you say you can blame it on misinterpretation by the other person.

12. It may be helpful to become known as a sarcastic person. This way, if you ever get caught in a small lie, you can tell people you were being sarcastic and thought they knew that. Also, it is easier to lie if you do not think about yourself as a liar. If you are sarcastic, often you think of your lies as objects of witty sarcasm that someone believes.

13. Euphemisms are sometimes excellent tools for lying

14. Notice what you do naturally when you lie. For example, if you always play with your hair when you lie, STOP IT! Notice the way you talk and the words you use while telling the truth. Use those instead.

Lanjuuuttt,, ke part trakiiirrr!!!!

Source : WikiHow