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Hihihi.. Mengapa saya memposting ini? Iseng aja kok.. Beneran.. Gakada maksud apa2.. Cuma membantu orang-orang yang pacar2nya selingkuh.. Hyahahhaa..

Okay, lets talk.. Lo nemuin pacar lo selingkuh, terus lo bingung.. Putus apa jalan terus? Pas lo mikirin langkah selanjutnya buat move on, ada 2 pilihan : revenge ato ikhlasin aja.. Hahaha..
Tapi disini gw bakal ajarin sesuai judul.. *cengarcengir*

Hmm.. Yang dibutuhin disini adalah "Time" dan "Patience". Agak ngebutuhin waktu yg lama, dan kesabaran yang teramat sangat. Here's the steps :

1. Stay calm and collected every time you have to interact with your cheating bf/gf. Breaking down into tears will just make your cheating bf/gf feel smug about what he/she did. By showing that you do not care that much about his/her cheating, you will hurt his/her pride. Yups, tunjukin kalo lo gak peduli sama sekali ama kelakuan dia, mau dy selingkuh, mau dy ngapain kek, lo gak peduli. Kan dy dapat berasumsi kalo lo gak "sayang" lagi ama dy, jadinya gak ada ngaruhnya kalo dy selingkuh. Hehehe..

2. Go out, going crazy, do something stupid with your friends to get revenge on your cheating bf/gf. Your cheating bf/gf will expect for you to sit at home pining away for him/her, believes that he/she is your entire life. Prove him/her wrong to get your revenge. Dengan nunjukin lo have fun ama temen2 lo, pacar lo yg selingkuh itu bakal,, hmm,, apa yah,, kecewa mungkin? Soalnya lo keliatan tetep seneng setelah dy pergi dan melakukan kesalahan. Kalo perlu, masukin foto2 gila lo bareng temen2 ke website, biar dy liat. Hahahhaa..

3. Find another guy/girl to date to make your cheating bf/gf feel terrible. He/she will be embarrassed and ashamed that you could move on so quickly from him/her. YUP!!!! THIS IS THE POINT!!! udah jelas kan? gak perlu dijelasin lagi mah ini..

4. Live your life to the fullest. This is the ultimate revenge on a cheating bf/gf. Nikmatilah hidup lo, seakan gakada beban.. Masih banyak pria2 dan wanita2 lucu berkeliaran.. hehehe..

Kalo pacar lo selingkuh itu bukan akhir dari dunia. Dan kalo dy selingkuh dan ketauan ama lo, yah berarti dy gak jago buat selingkuh, Hahahha.. Bisa aja dy berpikiran cuma dia aja yang selingkuh, padahal? Siapa tau lo juga selingkuh.. Hahahha..

Yak, sebenernya gak disaranin buat revenge. Soalnya ada kemungkinan lo sendiri yang bakal sakit pada akhirnya. But i love revenge, so much love revenge.. Hahahah.. *contoh yang tidak baik!! Jangan ditiru!!*


Get a life dear.. Move on.. You'll find another him/her.. A better person, with a better attitude, whose will not cheating on you, cos he/she loves you so much.. so damn much..


Happy revenge people!!